watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
#except for the poor girl#because i’m going to find her and throw her in the dungeons#and then sentence her to exile#somewhere so far away that merlin will never be able to find her again#and then he’ll be forced to forget about her and stay with me every waking and sleeping moment#i’m king i can make that happen#that poor girl better watch out#king arthur’s on his way to steal her man (via colinmorgasms)
Remember when Martin and Ben were like really awkward and uncomfortable-looking at the Emmy’s a couple years ago, and they were like “omg we have to stay together, we only know each other”
and now Ben’s at the Oscars alone and he’s just on fucking crack.
I bet his parents are watching and telling each this is not what they raised.
Meanwhile Martin is laughing his ass off phone in hand because he just dared Ben to do it via text message